Everybody gets some mojo!
Actually, everyone got tickets to the rally.
For example: when you have to tell your husband he isn’t funny.
If you read his book, you can beat up anyone, including people who have ALSO read the book.
Also, the live 30 Rock is tonight. Don’t miss it.
Of course, Stephen Colbert doesn’t want to miss out on this whole, hero-rescue meme. So he rescues his intern Jay… from the locker he shoved him in.
Not my joke.
Also, not my joke.
I keep saying they’re all the best. But they all ARE. This one is today’s “the best,” and certainly, it’s the most expensive.
Jackass Operation is a lot like Jackass Monopoly. You electrocute people.
Andy Rooney is going on a diet. He wants to look hot. Stephen isn’t so sure.
Somewhere, Christine O’Donnell is not smiling.
Did you hear about the Conan blimp? So has Dave…
Holy crap this one is funny! Which is his favorite kid! Grumpy old men! What you talkin about, Willis!
Happy New Between Two Ferns Day!
For Vanity Fair, it seems. Full shoot here.
Sir Mannsfield Cumming. Boner toner. There are too many things in this clip that are not made up, but are completely unbelievable and hillarious.