Did you hear everyone? The gulf oil spill is over! Everyone back in the water. Everything’s fine.

So fine, in fact, that shrimp season began again yesterday. The shrimp boats are back out doing there thing. Oh… don’t be concerned about eating oily shrimp. The FDA says it’s all just fine.

It’s all about detecting… uh… taint. Shrimp taint.

Fortunately, you can detect shrimp taint by smell.

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